I rest my case

 

So you would have to read the blog I wrote before this to fully understand this one.

So as I was sitting here updating my blog, I noticed that it was fairly quiet in my house. We had a showing on our house today so remember my house was completely SPOTLESS a few hours ago. Anyway, I went to find out why it was so quiet and I walked into the girls bedroom and found this! They had emptied the whole dresser. And that is Desitin all over Kaylee's hands. So after we spent 10 minutes scrubbing her hands I told her to go put all of the clothes back in the drawers. So then I came back to view all of the other fabulous blogs for you other wonderful people, and it gets quiet again, so then I go into the bathroom, where apparently they figured out how to work the safety latch to under our bathroom cabinet and emptied that out. I'm telling you, if you other mothers have stories to share of how destructive your children are, please share. I did read in my cousin Sherries blog that her kids pulled a similar stunt recently. I love having one more thing on the list to add to cracked eggs everywhere, permanent marker all over the new couch and carpet, chocolate syrup everywhere, hair cut into a perfect mullet, and the list goes on. I have added evidence.

So to explain the pictures-The first five she did in one day- on her second birthday. I was pregnant with Abbie and caught an awful cold, so I was asleep and I woke up to this: 3 dozen eggs cracked all over my kitchen, all of her toys dumped out, well actually basically anything she could get her hands on everywhere. Then I put her in the bath while I started cleaning it up and she grabbed everything she could find in the bathroom to bathe with. I had to add pictures to show it was possible to clean it up- it only took 3 hours. Then there's the chocolate syrup and permanent marker, and lipstick and kix, and the mullet haircut. Have I learned a lesson from all this. Oh yes- don't take your eyes off your children for more than 2.3 seconds!!!